anaheim-bulletin 1953-10-22

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— YOU ARE NOT THE REAL HANI! UNCOVER YOUR FACE, YOU SPY! ARAM! ARAM! BEWARE! WHAT A MESS! I THOUGHT I TIED THAT FELLOW BUT GOOD! -YOU LOOK IN YOUR DIXIE DUGAN— MAY I ASK, SIR, WHAT ILL BE DONE WITH THE CHILD? WE'LL PUT HER IN A HOME UNTIL WE LOCATE THE MOTHER WHY NOT MY HOME?-SHE'S ALREADY THERE, AND, WELL-WEIVE SORT OF GROWN VERY FOND OF HER OH-I DON'T SEE WHY THAT CAN'T BE ARRANGED-UNDER OUR STRICT SUPERVISION, OF COURSE- OF COURSE, SIR— VIRGIL— HOW DO VA FEEL, AUGGIE? NOT SO GOOD-I SPENT ALL MORNING WORRYING ABOUT THE FUTURE- AS A NORMAL HUMAN BOY, I'M FORCED TO BREATHE 28 TIMES A MINUTE--THAT MEANS EVERY HOUR I GOTTA BREAThe 1,600 TIMES IF I LIVE TO BE Sixty-I'll have to Inhale and Exhale 1,766,016,000 TIMES! HOW DO VA FEEL AUGGIE? NOT SO GOOD--I SPENT ALL WORRYING ABOUT THE FUTURE-- AS A NORMAL HUMAN BOY, I'M FORCED TO BREATHE 28 TIMES A MINUTE--THAT MEANS EVERY HOUR I GOTTA BREATHE 1600 TIMES! IF I LIVE TO BE SIXTY-ILL HAVE TO INHALE AND EXHALE 1,766,016,000 TIMES! MICKEY FINN— TEE HEE-I CAN'T RESIST THE TEMPTATION-AND IT'S WAKE UP IN A HURRY! ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ-GURGLE ZZZZZZ GURGLE-ZZZ WAKE UP WILLIE! WAKE UP! ZZZ ZZZ ALFRED— NO I DON'T THINK THE RANY EGGS IS DUE TO A D YOUR MAIN TROUBLE IS T ARE ROO Gert Roman 0:10-22 LESLIE SHANE— WAIT A BIT! EVEN THOUGH HE DESERTED US, WE CAN'T LEAVE PULIN HERE! AND DON'T FORGET, WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT WHAT HE PID WITH OUR AMMUNITION! YOU'LL NEED A REST BEFORE TACKLING THE RETURN JOURNEY BESIDES, HAVING COME SO FAR... IT WOULD B A PITY TO MISS THIS! WAIT A BIT! EVEN THOUGH HE DESERTED US, WE CAN'T LEAVE DULIN HERE! AND DON'T FORGET, WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT WHAT HE PID WITH OUR AMMUNITION! YOU'LL NEED A REST BEFORE TACKLING THE RETURN JOURNEY BESIDES, HAVING COME SO FAR... IT WOULD BE A PITY TO MISS THIS! RIVETS— RED RYDER— TOUR WOUNDED LEG APPEARS WELL; LET'S GET GOING ON TO MONTERREY COWBOY! THATS TO WRONG DIRECTION, MATAM! YOU'RE GON'T TACK TO DURANGO! M MEAN-WHILE AND MIES AWAY IN DURANGO, LITTLE DEAVER'S EXCITED WORDS ARE LISTENED TO. Durango He 1200,000 IN SILVER STOLE RED RYDER FORCED TO HELP THIEVES Little Beaver and Famous Pacher Escape SHERIFF TAKES UP THE TRAIN by Frank V. Martinek YOU LOW ONE! ILL CARVE MY NAME IN YOUR THROAT! by Leonard Samsome DON'T SEE NOT CAN'T BE RED-UNDER RICT VISION, HOUSE OF COURSE, SIR TO YOU FROM HER, SIR by Len Kleis LIVE TO BE STATYHAVE TO INHALE EXHALE 6,016,000 TIMES! HOW DO YOU FEEL? I NEVER FELT SO TIRED IN ALL MY LIFE BUFFALO BILL— WHAT THE SAM HILL? I'M ONLY TRYING TO HELP! THEY'RE CLUBBING HIM TO DEATH! SURE! THE FOOL WOULD WALK INTO A DEN OF SHE WILD-CATS! THE BERRYS— DAD, DO YOU BELIEVE IN LONG OR SHORT ENGAGEMENTS? THE LONGER THE BETTER, JILL— WHY? WILLIE— WELL? MAN! LOOKA THEM THERE STARS! STARS? MILLIONS, MAN..... MILLIONS! I DON'T SEE STARS! BY LANK LEONARD KEEP UP WILLIE! WAKE UP! W-WHAT? O-OH, IT'S YOU, PHIL! I-I WAS JUST RESTING MY EYES! I KNOW! SNAP OUT OF IT NOW--AND TELL ME WHERE YOUR BROTHER LOUIE IS LIVING! BY CARL RYMAN I DON'T THINK THE REASON YOU'RE NOT GETTING EGGS IS DUE TO A DIET DEFICIENCY—I BELEVE MAIN TROUBLE IS THAT THESE 'CHICKENS' ARE ROOSTERS! BY OLIVER PASSINGham YOU'LL NEED A REST BEFORE TACKLING RETURN JOURNEY SIDES, HAVING COME SO FAR... IT WOULD BE A PITY TO MISS THIS! WALLEE MAN! LOOKA THEM THERE STARS! STARS? MILLIONS, MAN... MILLIONS! I DON'T SEE STARS! LITTLE MARY MIXUP— ALL OFF EH? THAT'S LIFE---LOVE COMES--AND LOVE GOES WOODY WOODPECKER— TAKIN' CARE OF WALLY'S NEPHEW IS SURE A PAN IN THE NECK....OW! A GUY REALLY NEEDS A...QUICH...SUIT OF ARMOR...YOW! 10-22-53 SUPERMAN— ZAGI, WE MUST GET SUPERMAN TO DO ONE MORE STUNT...ONE THAT WILL REALLY SWEEP ZYRA OFF HER FEET: ZIGI, LOOK. YOU'LL NEED A REST BEFORE TACKLING THE RETURN JOURNEY SIDES. HAVING COME SO FAR... IT WOULD BE A PITY TO MISS THIS! by George Sixta JOE PALOOKA— WELL, YOU'RE AS HANDSOME AS YOUR PICTURES, JOE... MORE SO YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! HA HA. ISN'T HE, THO% NOW, WHAT WAS THAT IMPORTANT THING YOU WANTED TO TALK ABOUT, FIFI? SHALL I LEAVE THE ROOM? THE SAINT— I DID NOT DRESS TO EMBARRASS ANYONE. I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO EAT WITH MY OFFICERS! ANGO HE SILVER STOLE Little Beaver and Famous Packer Escape SHERIFF TAKE UP THE TRAIN ZAGI, WE MUST GET SUPERMAN TO DO ONE MORE STUNT... ONE THAT WILL REALLY SWEEP ZYRA OFF HER FEET: ZAGI, LOOK. BY FRED Harman Thursday, October 22, 1953 ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN — 17 by Fred Meagher YOU'RE SURBING TO WATCH! SURE! THE FOOL WOULD WALK INTO A DEN OF SHE WILD-CATS! ?? OH, NO! TALL BEAR WATCH SALLY AND THE PA-POOSE! WHATEVER MAKES HIM THINK HE KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE FEMALES! EVEN A FEMALE HOSS COULD CONFUSE HIM IF NEED BE! by Carl Gruber! WHY? I DAY THAT COURTSHIP IS THE MOST ROMANTIC PERIOD IN A PERSON'S LIFE! I DAY THAT COURTSHIP IS SHORT INTERLUDE BETWEEN THE LIPSTICK AND THE MOPSTICK! by McEvoy and Striebel I DON'T SEE STARS! MILLIONS HONE MAN! LOOKA THEM THERE STARS! MILLIONS MAN... MILLIONS! THAT'S LIFE... LOVE COMES AND LOVE GOES MOM- I GOT MY CLASS RING BACK FROM TUBBY Y SEE--I DON'T BELIEVE IN LONG ENGAGEMENTS--AND TUBBY HAD MY RING OVER THREE WEEKS A GUY REALLY NEEDS A... QUICH... SUIT OF ARMOR... YOW! 10-22-53 by Wayne Boring BOMBA THE FAMOUS ROBOT BOXING CHAMPION OF ALPHA CENTAURI-- WILL MEET ALL COMERS IN THIS ARENA TONIGHT! PRIZES TO ANYONE WHO LASTS 30 SECONDS WITH ZAGI, THIS IS 17! ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS ENTER SUPERMAN'S NAME WITH THE ARENA MANAGER... ... AND THEN GET SUPERMAN AND ZYRA TO TAKE US HERE TONIGHT! BOMBA THE FAMOUS ROBOT BOXING CHAMPION OF ALPHA CENTAURI... WILL MEET ALL COMERS IN THIS ARENA TONIGHT! PRIZES TO ANYONE WHO LASTS 30 SECONDS WITH BOMBA! ZAGI, THIS IS IT! ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS ENTER SUPERMAN'S NAME WITH THE ARENA MANAGER... ... AND THEN GET SUPERMAN AND ZYRA TO TAKE US HERE TONIGHT! by Ham Fisher SHALL I LEAVE THE ROOM? OH, NO; YOU'RE IT? I WANT TO BORROW JOE. I NEED A PERFECT MODEL FOR A HEROIC FIGURE I'M COMMISSIONED TO DO FOR THE BIG EXPOSITION...I WANT TO HAVE JOE MODEL FOR ME. SORRY... I...UH... UH... OH, REALLY, FIFT... YOU CAN GET ALL THE MODELS YOU WANT. by Leslie Charteris WILLIE!COME AND GET IT! I'll TAKE THE WHEEL TILL YOU'RE THROUGH. BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH! DOES HE HAVE TO SIT WITH US TOO? UNION RULES, MA'AM. IF HE DOESN'T EAT, I DON'T COOK!