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Editorial Page 4 — ANAHEIM (CaL) BULLETIN Friday, October 2, 1933 Published Daily Evenings Except Sundays and Holidays by ANAHEIM BULLETIN PUBLISHING CO., INC. 833 B. Lemon St. Anahiem, Calif. HAZEL D. LOUDON, President L. H. LOUDON, JR., Vice Pres. and Co-Publisher STANLEY LOUDON, Co-Publisher and Treasurer MILDRED TAGGART, Member of Board RICHARD FISCHLE, JR., Secretary and Business Manager DON HEAFET, Editor CARRIE LOU SUTHERLAND, Society and Women's Department C. WM. BLAND, Adv. Manager Legalized in accordance California State Law December 28, 1931. Entered as second-class mail matter August 15, 1933 at the post office at Anahheim, California under the Act of March 8, 1879. Subscription Rates—1 month, $1.00; 2 months, $2.75; 6 months, $8.00 1 year, $9.50. No additional charge for mailing within the continental United States. Sales tax will be added to quoted prices on taxable items appearing in the advertising columns of the Anahheim Bulletin, same to be paid for by the purchaser as required by law. UNITED PRESS NATIONAL REPRESENTATIVE WEST-HOLLIDAY CO., INC. New York—27 East 10th St.; Chicago—$60 N. Michigan Ave.; San Francisco—$25 Market St.; Detroit—$19 Stephenson Blvd.; Vancouver, B.C.—711 Ball Blvd.; Los Angeles—$29 So. Spring St.; Portland—$20 W. Sixth St.; St. Louis—411 North Tenth St.; Seattle—$69 Stewart St.; Atlanta—936 Grant Building. Vinson—No Will One of the strangest news items in many a day was the report that the late Chief Justice Fred Vinson who held the highest judicial post in the land, died without leaving a valid will. Since his estate was virtually nothing, the absence of a will involved no great problem. Actually, Mr. Vinson had made two wills some years ago but in each instance he failed to have them properly drawn up. In his case, as we said, it didn't make much difference since so little was involved. Nevertheless, it indicates how dangerous "home made" wills can be. It also suggests that anyone making a will should have it prepared by an attorney specializing in that work. Many banks have prepared pamphlets giving valuable information on the preparation of wills and the advantages of naming a bank as the executor or administrator of an estate. One of the great American failings is the tendency to think about making a will without ever doing it. And, of course, it is no better to make one unless it will be proved valid in... it didn’t make much difference since so little was involved. Nevertheless, it indicates how dangerous “home made” wills can be. It also suggests that anyone making a will should have it prepared by an attorney specializing in that work. Many banks have prepared pamphlets giving valuable information on the preparation of wills and the advantages of naming a bank as the executor or administrator of an estate. One of the great American failings is the tendency to think about making a will without ever doing it. And, of course, it’s no better to make one unless it will be proved valid in court. Many a man would have turned over in his grave could he have known how his estate was divided as against how he wanted it divided. But wills can only be made by the living. Hence, now is the time to do it. Let's Go! Are you tired of it all? Do you want to get away from the humdrum routine and see the world? Well, we have just the trip for you. You will leave from New York next January for 85 days and 55,000 miles of sightseeing aboard a specially chartered Pan American Clipper. The information on our desk says that the 30 people who make the flight will see four continents and 12 islands "including the rarely seen Kaieteur Falls in British Guiana, the Amazon jungle, Lima, Inca capital of Cuzco and Machu-Picchu ruins," also Africa (9 days motoring in the Belgian Congo), India, Mt. Everest and the Himalayas, Bangkok, Singapore, Australia, New Zealand, New Guinea, Guam, Japan at Cherry Blossom time, Hawaii, etc. All set to go? Fine! Just step up and buy your ticket. How much? Shucks, a mere $15,000—that’s for one. Now, if you want to take the wife and kiddies the tab comes to about $60,000. But after all, this would be the trip of a lifetime. So get out the piggy bank and start counting your assets. Oh well, maybe that will be enough for a week-end trip. Who wants to go around the world anyway? In a Rut If you're an old timer and can remember "way back" to 1948 you may recall that that was the year the Yankees DIDN'T win the American League Pennant. But that was one of the very few times that such a thing has occurred in the last three decades. In fact, since 1921 the New York Yankees have failed to win the pennant only 13 times out of 33 seasons. And to add to their 20 league championships they have also taken the World Series 16 times with the current series yet to be decided. Goes to show that even good habits can get awfully monotonous. Anyway the Yanks are stymied—they can't get out of first place. Crack of the Week How does Eisen Act? This question on the part of the F.A.C.T in slowing up men's strike on the President Eisen deliberate his action to keep cargo moving. If the President Act was unfair, united "privileged few" in favor of business would not have taken. The President the greatest number that this is a government placed him in office big business, it was publicans as an in-voter. They voice they expect the President benefit and the benefits. Since 1954 is member that every state his stand, squanders and the Bricker Am. President Eisen to the voter to make new pattern being voter to see that into rule by a mine. Your FRIDAY, OCTOBER today, impulse and insipure to govern your life is a combination that no of watching. Sometimes cult to discoevr where on the other begins. Often so closely allied that you cannot be sure. But to become successful, learn when an idea is a real spiration capable of being into a workable plan and merely an impulse which discarded, ruthlessly. You have a deep and mature and one which is a toward the needs of all fortunate than yourself. In letting deeds, rather express your sympathy natural leader and show confidence and support people for any program instigate. That is an it is so important for wise in knowing when really workable. You have dignity and calm. You are able to who are in trouble and u advice is excellent. Le has occurred in the last three decades. In fact, since 1921 the New York Yankees have failed to win the pennant only 13 times out of 33 seasons. And to add to their 20 league championships they have also taken the World Series 16 times with the current series yet to be decided. Goes to show that even good habits can get awfully monotonous. Anyway the Yanks are stymied—they can't get out of first place. Crack of the Week Hedda Hopper speaking of Rita Hayworth and Dick Haymes: "All I got to say is they deserve each other." Farmer McCabe October 2, 1953 There’s been quite a lot of complains about the price of Beef. The Farmers say that their sale prices are the lowest in ten years, while the packers ain’t saying nothing . . . How some ever, it’s a wonder that Beef ain’t $1.40 a pound ‘specially since Congress has adjourned, cause it seems that no one else wants to shoot the Bull. Farmer McCabe (All rights reserved) If It’s News You’ll See It In The Bulletin SONGS OF A SONNETEER BY R. LOUIS SCOTT “TAX-PLUS TAXES!” There’s Federal sales taxes to be paid; State, city, county—bites one can’t evade: Plus hidden levies which erupt the price To totals which make one’s bank account fade! Taxes on lots—and on every device You use to improve them’ a home that’s nice. Is worth whatever one’s able to pay— But is it worth-while to pay for it thrice? You and I believe when politicians bray That, if elected, they might find a way To cut taxation: they dish out wise cracks Implying much more than they dare to say! Whatever our needs, whatever our lacks, The price is compounded by—tax on tax! Editorial — “BIGGEST BITE”— Ansaheim Bulletin—Tuesday, September 29th, 1953 Taxes—45/83 HOPING IT HITS Othman's Views on Washington By FREDERICK C. OTHMAN WASHINGTON. — "I think," gasped the embattled groom grasping a butcher knife, "that people ought to slope." Nine news photographers, three newreel men and four television experts, each with a different idea on how the operation should be performed, turned their portable spotlights on him and told Sen. Joe McCarthy how to cut a piece of wedding cake for his bride. I was trying to down a beaker of non-alcoholic pineapple punch (being a little beaten down, myself at this juncture) when the vanguard of 2,000 invited wedding guests plus an assortment of gate crashers burst in to watch this ceremony. This caused me to spill juice down the front of my new maroon-colored daemon necktie, bought especially for the occasion. Still and all I don't believe I looked as beaten - up as the groom. He'd had it. At St. Matthew Cathedral he looked fine in his swallow, tail suit and gates ajar collar. He was an old smoothie, you might say, taking unto himself a beautiful blue-eyed bride, Miss Jean Kerr. His entire staff was there in cutaway, too, starting with Roy Cohn, his chief counsel, plus a wide assortment of our town's biggest big wigs. The vast church was jammed. When the ceremony was finished all hands hoofed in the sunlight on Connecticut Avenue to the Washington Club, housed in an old mansion on DuPont Circle. Here was the reception and soon there was a fine four abreast down the street, as in front of a hit movie, creeping slowly forward to wish the newlyweds well. It took one hour and 18 minutes for my own bride and me to get up the main staircase to the library, where Sen. and Mrs. McCarthy were standing in front of the fireplace, getting their hands shaken. And there was the groom, with water dripping his eyebrows, his fine wilted down to a rag, perspiration on his cravat. Why it is that sex under these circumstances disintegrates while male grows still more beyond me. It may weaker sex is misnamedn't know. Neither would tor. He was too busy paws of the great and great. He did this with and a wide smile, even weaken when one wishes gave the bridging kiss. The photographer demanding that the kiss his wife for their insisted there was place for all things. The hand-shakers put into the dining room it was nearly two p.m. had lunch and it was ing sight, watching a wolfling small sandwich to make like they it politely. The waiter ing in more trays of curting chicken and bingina ham and these most instantly. Almost think of locusts in my Not that I blamed the understand. I was hurt. As for Sen. McCarthy at sloping, instead through a church we not sure. I don't support get married again (long - suffering), but thought is that it might hold a wedding after stead of before. And vite quite so many groom's collar would surrender. So would he. But now, the McCarthy's a honeymoon, and their How does Eisenhower think about the Taft-Hartley Act? This question has been answered in the latest action on the part of the President in invoking the powers of the Act in slowing up the multi-million dollar longshoremen's strike on the East Coast. President Eisenhower did not take days or weeks to deliberate his action but acted immediately in an attempt to keep cargo moving on the east coast and men at work. If the President honestly felt that the Taft-Hartley Act was unfair, untried and acted in favor of the so-called "privileged few," or as labor management contends, in favor of business management and big business, he would not have taken the recent action. The President is working for the general good of the greatest number of people. He honestly believes that this is a government of the people, and knows who placed him in office, it wasn't the labor group, it wasn't big business, it wasn't either the Democrats nor the Republicans as an individual party, but the uncontrolled voter. They voiced their opinion when they voted and they expect the President to act in their behalf for their benefit and the benefit of this nation. Since 1954 is an election year, it will be well to remember that every candidate running for office must state his stand, squarely, on both the Taft-Hartley Act and the Bricker Amendment. President Eisenhower is setting the pace and it is up to the voter to make sure the rest pick up the stride. A new pattern is being established and it is the duty of the voter to see that our government does not, again, fall into rule by a minority. Your Birthday Forecast (BY STELLA) FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2 — Born today, impulse and inspiration appear to govern your life and that is a combination that needs plenty of watching. Sometimes it is difficult to discover where one ends and the other begins. Often the two are so closely allied that you, yourself, cannot be sure. But if you are to become successful, learn to know an idea is a real, honest inspiration, capable of being developed into a workable plan and when it is merely an impulse which should be discarded, ruthlessly. You have a deep and sincere nature and one which is sympathetic toward the needs of all people less fortunate than yourself. You believe in letting deeds, rather than words, express your sympathy. You are a natural leader and should win the confidence and support of many people for any program which you instigate. That is another reason it is so important for you to be wise in knowing when an idea is really workable. You have dignity and personal calm. You are able to help others who are in trouble and usually your advice is excellent. Let you are drop the job overboard for the week end. Plan to play as hard as you usually work. Relax tensions. SOORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) — Seek out a quiet spot with congenial companions and relax, rather than attempt celebrating too hiliariously. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22) — See what you can do about changing your perspective over this week end. A little excitement will pep you up. CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20) — Get out into the country if you can for one of those early autumn weekends. Do you a world of good. AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 19) — Don't attempt to carry a briefcase full of work home. You won't do it, so leave it at the office! PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar. 20) — Forget business worries for a couple of days, and you will go back to them on Monday with a new outlook. ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 20) — Be cooperative with those on the home front. Pitch in and help get an unpleasant job done and finished. TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21) — Do only what has to be done. Spend the balance of your time just doing As It Was Told to Me by HARMAN NICHOLS WASHINGTON (UP)—Discovering gold isn't what it used to be, but finding some provided a thrill for three Army privates from Fort Eustis, Va. The soldiers were Sam Briant of El Paso, Tex., Leonard Schaukoffsky of Alpena, Mich., and Kenneth York of Kansas City, Mo. The three were sent to the Army transportation test station at Yuma in the Arizona desert. The three put three heads and thirty fingers to work in their spare time and built themselves a crude "dry washer." "It was quite a chore," Sam said later. "We had to look up and find out what a dry washer looked like. We didn't have the materials. But we begged, borrowed, and otherwise got enough screen and other stuff together to make our version of the washer used in the California gold rush. Women's Work By GAY PAULEY (United Press Staff Correspondent) NEW YORK (UP)—Next time hubby complains about how hard he works, suggest he take your job as homemaker for a while. Chances are you work harder. If you're typical of one group of homemakers, you work a nine-hour day, six-day week. The nine-hour day is average computed by the New York State College of Home Economics, Cornell University. The figure was reached after a study of 250 women living on farms, doing housework in town, or keeping house and also holding office jobs in town. Dr. Elizabeth Wiegand, who directed the survey, said most women report 360 activities on a week day and spend more time—an average of one hour and 38 minutes—get married again (long - suffering), but thought is that it might hold a wedding after stead of before. And vite quite so many groom's collar would saturate. So would he. Now, the McCarthy's a honeymoon, and their one that our town won get. (Copyright, 1953, by ture Syndicate, Inc.) United Press Foreign Analyst The Russians have never intended to get out of North Korea. Now, behind the false front of North Korean independence, there is evidence they not only intend to continue their sway, but also to eliminate even Red Chinese influence there. All of which is in a pattern with their actions toward their European satellites and East Germany, and makes just so much Red propaganda their maneuverings in the United Nations and in their so-called diplomatic notes to Washington, London and Paris. When American soldiers drove into Wonsan on North Korea's east coast in late 1950, they found that railroad stations, streets and public buildings all were identified in Russian as well as Korean. North Korea Rich North Korea is the industrial half of the Korean Peninsula, rich and the Russians had not been idle in their years of occupation after World War II. North Korea already had been built into the Communist far eastern industrial complex. Now, as the United Nations strive for a free and united Korea over Communist obstructions, come two other developments. One is the return to Pyongyang of North Korean Premier Kim II Sung from Moscow. He said the Moscow conferences had "an important political significance," and of more importance, he announced Communist determination to take over Korea "without the interference of U.S. imperialism." Second Development The second development also had to do with Kim's visit to Moscow. The Russians announced they were making immediately available to North Korea approximately $250,000,000 for reconstruction. Russia's economic hold on North Korea effectively eliminates Red China, which can offer no such assistance and can only place her soldiers there to die for the benefit of the Russians. The Chinese must also wonder why the North Koreans get, $250,000,000 immediately while they, with problems just as pressing, get only a promise of credits worth $300,-000,000 over a period of several years. If you're typical of one group of homemakers, you work a nine-hour day, six-day week. The nine-hour day is average computed by the New York State College of Home Economics, Cornell University. The figure was reached after a study of 250 women living on farms, doing housework in town, or keeping house and also holding office jobs in town. Dr. Elizabeth Wiegand, who directed the survey, said most women report 360 activities on a week day and spend more time—an average of one hour and 38 minutes—on food preparation than any other single job. Clothes Care The women, whether farm or city dwellers, like cooking, best. The farm women dislike care of the house; the city women indicate the greatest dislike for dish-washing. Farm women also do more cooking, and prepare more complex meals than city women. Dr. Wiegand said all types of homemakers average nearly as many hours for care of clothes and housekeeping as for cooking. Less than one hour per day goes for dishwashing, marketing and such odd chores as paying bills or balancing check books. The city homemaker without an outside job devotes less time, an average of just over eight hours, to her work. The woman with the second job averages an 11½ hour day, with about seven of those hours devoted to salaried employment. The Cornell study found that the working woman also gets less rest and sleep, spends less time on personal care, and has fewer community and recreational activities. One of the problems of the home laundry is keeping white nylons white. Laundry experts recommend that white nylon clothes be washed separately from colored items and soaked first. Wash with soap and soft water and rinse thoroughly. Nylon can be bleached if it becomes yellowed from washing in hard water. Chlorine bleaches will do the job, but they weaken the fiber. Bleaches made especially for nylon are available, however. You can give a whiter look to yellowed nylons by using bluing in the final rinse. The bluing doesn't take out the yellow tinge—just disguises it. Groucho Marx TV program the Dean Martin and radio show. Ordinary would be easy, but Gartin and Lewis make his attempts to sell the products. The three heckles, terrupt and browbeat mentioned Fenneman. "Groucho breaks marked George." "Till star pitch for the sponsor will wiggle his eyebrow something like," "Shoot teeth, George," or "Stanford and he still cries." "I'll start all over age Marx might look dience and remark." "This is different from all shows on the air." "Oved." Fenneman sighed that naturally he can't sensible sentences in such treatment. Has Last Week Martin and Lewis, off rely on the sly remainer George's dignity and dare may simply shower him music while he's trying the fine points of a coat they may decide that better cut up in seventh. "Not long ago I thought had a change of heart neman." "He began to cry said," "Ladies and I'd like you to meet greatest announcer not here, so how about George Fenneman?" "" One of the mad tricks is to let George properly when all of a sort will wick Martin's arm. I'll do a delicate dance sic. The audience stares with laughter, and it for George to continue George seldom gets one normal commercial filming of the TV show taping of the radio show tricks 'em. He waits to dio shows are over; the sales messages separating into the complete that go on the air. "Actually," concluded "I may be the most frenecer in radio and bet I have more fun body else." In Washington Scenes The David Lawrence Dispatch (BY DAVID LAWRENCE) small drop of perspiration dampened her brow. And there was the poor old groom, with water dripping from his eyebrows, his fine stiff collar wilted down to a rag, and spots of perspiration on his gray Ascot cravat. Why it is that the male sex under these circumstances always disintegrates while the female grows still more beautiful, is beyond me. It may be that the weaker sex is misnamed. I wouldn't know, Neither would the Senator. He was too busy pumping the paws of the great and the near-great. He did this with enthusiasm and a wide smile, which didn't even weaken when one of the well-wishers gave the bride a resounding kiss. The photographers kept demanding that the Senator also kiss his wife for their benefit, but he insisted there was a time and place for all things. The hand-shakers passed then into the dining room and by now it was nearly two p.m. Nobody'd had lunch and it was an interesting sight, watching our leaders wolfing small sandwiches and trying to make like they were doing it politely. The waiters kept hauling in more trays of doodads featuring chicken and bites of Virginia ham and these vanished almost instantly. Almost made you think of locus in mink wraps. Not that I blamed the ladies, you understand. I was hungry, too. As for Sen. McCarthy's advice about eloping, instead of suffering through a church wedding, I'm not sure. I don't suppose I'll ever get married again (Hilda being long - suffering), but my own thought is that it might be best to hold a wedding after lunch, instead of before. And also not invite quite so many guests. The groom's collar would stand up better. So would he. But it's done now, the McCarthy's are on their honeymoon, and their wedding is WASHINGTON, Oct. 2 — Is the Democratic Party going to become known as the Anti-American Party — The party that puts the interests and claims of European and Asian nations above those of the United States? Former President Truman may not have intended to convey that impression, but the speech he delivered in New York City on Monday—if it can be taken as an official expression of Democratic party doctrine—certainly contains a good deal of criticism of his fellow Americans and not a word of criticism of the so-called Allies who have deserted the moral principles they once held and who ask America to yield those principles. Mr. Truman attacked what he calls the "Isolationists" of today and says they are no different from the "die hard Isolationists" of 12 years ago." But he hasn't a word of criticism against the various governments of the world that left the United States virtually isolated in the Korean war while they pursued their trade with the enemy in such strategic goods as rubber. "Issolationism" has been rightly condemned again and again in America as an extreme doctrine of indifference to world cooperation. Mr. Truman must know that no considerable group of citizens feels that way about International policies today. The current criticism is that America isn't getting the cooperation it deserves because of the selfishness of other governments. What he doesn't realize is that there is arling in America—and also inside the Democratic party—a sentiment that official Washington must not give away its billions in aid to Europe and at the same time find itself isolated when a war like that in Korea breaks out. If the former president wants to know the name of some real Americans who happen to be members of the Democratic party and have criticized our Allies severely, he might refer to some recent state-of-it all, he need only examine the record of his own administration toward Alger Hiss and other Communists who held high places inside the government of the United States. If Mr. Truman will send for a copy of a recent report from the Senate Internal Security Subcommittee concerning subversion inside our government, he will find that, on November 26, 1945, the FBI sent a comprehensive memorandum to the White House and to top officials naming certain persons highly placed in the government as Communists and as agents of Soviet Russia. But Mr. Truman did nothing about that FBI report until the House Committee on American activities three years later caught Alger Hiss in a lie concerning his Communist connections. Mr. Truman will recall that he characterized the work of the House committee then as a "Red Herring." In this connection, Attorney General Brownell said on September 8 to a convention of the American Veterans of World War II: "As Attorney General, I have dedicated myself and the Department of Justice to use every legal weapon to expose and punish the conspirators in this great deceit. Fortunately, the FBI, that most respected unit of our government, has been working hard over the years in its investigation of Communism. Unfortunately, much of what the FBI uncovered, gathered dust in the Department of Justice files. Now, the dust is being removed and lawyers in the criminal division are working long each day to bring actions against those who would destroy us." Thus the Truman Administration by its neglect of the issue brought about so-called "McCarthyism" — a spectacular campaign to awaken the American people to the insidious operations of Communists and their henchmen in the government, the press, the clergy, the colleges, and the scientific world. What is Not that I blamed the ladies, you understand. I was hungry, too. As for Sen. McCarthy's advice about eloping, instead of suffering through a church wedding, I'm not sure. I don't suppose I'll ever get married again (Hilda being long - suffering), but my own thought is that it might be best to hold a wedding after lunch, instead of before. And also not invite quite so many guests. The groom's collar would stand up better. So would he. But it's now, the McCarthy's are on their honeymoon, and their wedding is one that our town won't soon forget. (Copyright, 1953, by United Feature Syndicate, Inc.) Told Me MAN NICHOLS Old time sourdough poked a lot of fun at us, but we went ahead." They found that welding picks and shovels is not an easy task, but they stuck to it. They picked and they shoved until they were hand-blistered and back-weary. Finally, it was Leonard, the boy from Alpena, an old logger himself, who yelled "timber." "We carefully sifted sand through the house screen of our hand made dry washer," Sam said. "We were rewarded with a few nuggets." The "strike" wasn't worth much. The boys didn't even bother to have their finds assayed. "We realize the nuggets, while real, would b worth no more than a few dollars." Sam said. "So we kept them as souvenirs. And our grandchildren will hear later, with considerable elaboration, about our 'big strike' in the year 1953." Film Shop By CLEMENT D. JONES (United Press Staff Correspondent) HOLLYWOOD (UP)—Smooth-talking George Penneman of TV and radio claims he is the most frustrated announcer in the business. The personable young man delivers the commercials on NBO's Groucho Marx TV program and on the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis radio show. Ordinarily, this work would be easy, but comics Marx, Martin and Lewis make hash of his attempts to sell the sponsors' products. The three heckle, confuse, interrupt and browbeat the well-intentioned Fenneman. "Groucho breaks me up," admitted George. "Till start a serious pitch for the sponsor and Groucho will wiggle his eyebrows and say something like, 'Show'em your of the selfishness of other governments.' What he doesn't realize is that there is arising in America—and also inside the Democratic party—a sentiment that official Washington must not give away its billions in aid to Europe and at the same time find itself isolated when a war like that in Korea breaks out. If the former president wants to know the name of some real Americans who happen to be members of the Democratic party and have criticized our Allies severely, he might refer to some recent statements by Senator Walter George of Georgia about Foreign Aid and by Senator Lyndon Johnson of Texas, the leader of the Democratic party in the United States Senate. If Mr. Truman cares to look it up, he will find that Democrats almost to a man supported the resolution adopted in the last congress warning the United Nations members that the government of Red China must not be admitted to the Security Council. If Mr. Truman, who appears to be so bitter against what he calls the "Investigating Frenzy" on the part of congressional committees, wants to discover the basic cause of Hollywood By ALINE MOSBY HOLLYWOOD (UP)—June Haver has quit her convent but Nancy Valentine, another ex-movie beauty, said today she is still happy with her vows to stay in a Yogi seminary. Nancy once was a luscious blonde actress who rhumbaed in Mocambo and Ciro's and was secretly wed to the Maharajah of Cooch Behar. Today she is a quiet-voiced girl with natural brown hair who works in obscurity at the world headquarters for the self-realization fellowship in downtown Los Angeles, farm from the glittering lights of movietown. She lives at a Yogi seminary. "I'm sorry to hear June left the convent," Miss Valentine said. "I think I'll write her a little note. I didn't know she had ill health." As for me, I am very happy here. I am in Yogi for life. The one-time marriage to her handsome Indian potentate was not recognized by his people. She sold her furs and gems and entered the faith, taking its vows of chastity for life, nearly a year ago. "I am called a renunciate," she said. "It's the same thing as a postulate as a convent. After seven years I will be called a sister." Our faith is a combination of the Eastern and Western religions. I will serve God either by traveling around the world to give lecsion. Squeezing Orange County (By FRAN STERLING) Ah—there is no town friendlier than little Cypress. A stranger in Groucho Marx TV program and on the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis radio show. Ordinally, this work would be easy, but comics Marx, Martin and Lewis make hash of his attempts to sell the sponsors' products. The three heckle, confuse, interrupt and browbeat the well-intentioned Fenneman. "Groucho breaks me up," admitted George. "Till start a serious pitch for the sponsor and Groucho will wiggle his eyebrows and say something like, 'Show 'em your teeth, George,' or 'He went to Stanford and he still can't add.'" "I'll start all over again, but this time Marx might look at the audience and remark, 'This quis show is different from all other quis shows on the air. Ours is crooked.'" Fenneman sighed and explained that naturally he can't deliver two sensible sentences in a row under such treatment. Has Last Word Martin and Lewis, of course, don't rely on the sly remark to shatter George's dignity and decorum. They may simply shower him with sheet music while he's trying to discuss the fine points of a cigarette. Or they may decide that his tie looks better cut up in several pieces. "Not long ago I thought Martin had a change of heart," said Fenneman. "He began to introduce me and said, 'Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet the world's greatest announcer . . . But he's not here, so how about a hand for George Fenneman?'" One of the mad duo's favorite tricks is to let George get started properly when all of a sudden Lewis will grab Martin's arm and they'll do a delicate dance to the music. The audience starts to howl with laughter, and it's impossible for George to continue. George seldom gets to deliver one normal commercial during the filming of the TV show and the taping of the radio show. But he tricks 'em. He waits until the studio shows are over, then tapes the sales messages separately for editing into the completed programs that go on the air. "Actually," concluded Fenneman, "I may be the most frustrated announcer in radio and TV, but I'll bet I have more fun than anybody else." The one-time marriage to her handsome Indian potentate was not recognized by his people. She sold her furs and gems and entered the faith, taking its vows of chastity for life, nearly a year ago. "I am called a renunciate," she said. "It's the same thing as a postulate at a convent. After seven years I will be called a sister. "Our faith is a combination of the Eastern and Western religions. I will serve God either by traveling around the world to give lectures or, perhaps, by working here in the office. God will lead me to the particular place." Nancy, too, has to rise with the birds at 4 a.m. to begin her long day of prayer, meditation, spiritual training and work. But her Squeezing Orange County (By FRAN STERLING) Ah—there is no town friendlier than little Cypress. A stranger inquires at the post office for the fire department and is guided to the beverage store. Here Fire Chief and Store Owner A. E. "Pat" Arnold directs same to the Chamber of Commerce—Donald Caul, in doughnut shop. (All rights reserved)