anaheim-bulletin 1953-09-15

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— YOU NEED A DISGUISE JANE...AND -HERE IT IS! DIXIE DUGAN— AFTER ALL, WHY SHOULDN'T WE GET MARRIED? IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST FIGHT! IVE NEVER MET A WOMAN LIKE THIS BEFORE! -SHE'S GOOD FOR MY BUSINESS-I NEED A PARTNER LIKE HER -SHE DRIVES A WARD BARGAIN- HERE- ILL LET YOU TALK TO HER- VIRGIL— HEY, POP. WHAT'RE YOU DOING? I BOUGHT YOU A LOT OF NEW TOYS SO THAT YOU'D STAY IN YOUR OWN WARD AND PLAY! WHEE THERE'S JUST ONE THING HEY, POP, WHAT'RE YOU DOIN' I BOUGHT YOU A LOT OF NEW TOYS SO THAT YOU'D STAY IN YOUR OWN YARD AND PLAY WHEE MICKEY FINN— THAT SHOT OUT OF THE TRAP WAS SIMPLY AMAZING. PHIL! WELL, FRANKLY, MR. DRIPP? I HARDLY EXPECTED THE BALL TO GO IN—BUT I WAS PRETTY SURE I DO BE CLOSE TO THE HOLE! DID YOU EVER SEE ANYBODY HAVE SUCH LUCK? NEVER! AND I'VE BEEN PLAYING GOLF FOR FORTY YEARS! THAT WAS A PAR FIYE HOLE, MICKEY—SO HE FINISHED THE FIRST NINE ONE UNDER! CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? WELL, THEN NINE ARE TOUGHER SO HE FOLD U RIGHT AWAY LESLIE SHANE— I'll come back as arranged in three months time, don't worry! Always honor. An agreement even if it is a waste of time. YOU DON'T THINK I'll come back, do you? FRANKLY, NO! FEW EXPLORERS HAVE EVER TACKLED RUNNIZOR! THIS WAY, AND AS FAR AS I KNOW NONE HAVE EVER COME BACK, MR. KILMADDON. RIVETS— RIVETS— ALFRED— POLICE DEPT. STOP WHINING; ALFRED! A DOES NOT GIVE Y CRIMINAL RED RYDER— YOU DIG-U-M FOR SILVER MINE HERE, RED RYDER? NO, LITTLE BEAVER, I JUST WANT TO VISIT MY OLD FRIEND, GANS ACORD, BOSS OF THE DANDIA MINE! YOU'VE GOT A RESPONSIBLE JOB HERE, GANS, BUT YOU'VE SURE EARNED IT! YES, RED BUT I DO HAVE A GOOD ASSISTANT TO SHARE THE WORK. MEANNARLE THE ASSISTANT AND HIS WIFE ARE BUSY... by Frank V. Martinak NOT BAD... THE SHEIKESS OF ARABY! SHE COULD FOOL ME... BUT THE NATIVES... WELL, IT'S A CHANCE! by Leonard Samsome -SHE'S GOOD FOR MY BUSINESS-I NEED PAPOUSE LIKE HER SHE DRIVES A HARD ARGAN-HERE I'LL LET YOU TALK TOHER- YES—HE REMINDS ME OF MY DEAR DEPARTED HUSBAND-NOW DON'T GO WAY-WELL BE BY AN AN HOUR WITH A BIGGER SURPRISE FOR YOU! by Len Kleis WHEE THERE IS JUST ONE THINGI DON'T WANT ANY OTHER KIDS COMING IN OUR YARD TO PLAY WITH YOU! BUFFALO BILL— RIGHT! YER A BRAND-NEW PAPRY! YOU AND SALLY...AND A PAPOOSE! IT'S A BOY! THE BERRYS— HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR. HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? HOW DO I LIKE WHAT? WILLIE— HURRY! COME SEE WILLIE! HE'S ON TELEVISION! OH? GOODNESS! WHY DIDN'T HE TELL ME? by Len Klee WHEE THERE IS JUST ONE THING I DON'T WANT ANY OTHER KIDS COMING IN OUR YARD TO PLAY WITH YOU! by Lank Leonard WHAT WAS A PAR FIVE HOLE, MICKEY—SO THE FINISHED THE FIRST NINE ONE UNDER! CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? WELL, THE NEXT NINE ARE A LOT TOUGHER, TOM! SO HE'LL FOLD UP RIGHT AWAY! ALL YOU WANT IS A GLASS OF MILK, PHIL? YEAH—BUT I'M HAVIN' AN EGG IN IT! by Oliver Passingham FRANKLY, NO! FEW EXPLORERS HAVE EVER TACKLED RUWENZORI'S WAY, AND AS FAR AS KNOW NONE HAVE EVER COME BACK 'MR. KILMADDON. IMPENETRABLE SWAMPS TO THE SOUTH INCREDIBLE JUNGLE UP THE MOUNTAINSIDE. STILL, I WISH YOU JOY. AT LEAST BEFORE YOU GO DICKER FOR ME WITH THE TRIBESMEN, EH? by George Sixta WILLIE— HURRY! COME GEE WILLIE! HE'S ON TELEVISION! OH? GOODNESS! WHY DIDN'T HE TELL ME? LITTLE MARY MIXUP— MI, BLINKIE--I BET YOU'RE JUST CRAZY TO READ MY STORY OF OUR CLASS DANCE! YEAH-JUST CRAZY WAY, MARY-REPORTS SHOULD GET THE FAIR YOU DON'T SAY WHEN WHEN--YOU DIDN'T THE CHAPERONES OR THE COMMITTEES OR TELL HOW MANY ATTEND WOODY WOODPECKER— BONK! 9-15-53 SUPERMAN— MUST FINISH THIS JOB FAST... BEFORE ZIGI AND ZAGI DISCOVER THE LITTLE DEVICE I USED-TO KEEP THEM FROM STRAYING. WAIT HERE, BOYS!, I MUST SPEAK TO SUPERMAN ABOUT THIS. by George Sixta by Carl Ryman STOP WHINING, ALFRED! A #2 PARKING TICKET DOES NOT GIVE YOU A LIFELONG CRIMINAL RECORD! TRAFFIC FINES by Fred Harman ES, RED, BUT. DO HAVE A GOOD ASSISTANT TO SHARE THE WORK. MEANWHILE THE ASSISTANT AND HIS WIFE ARE BUSY! THIS LONG FUSE WILL GIVE YOU PLENTY OF TIME TO GET HOME AFTER YOU LIGHT IT, BABY! WHO ME? SUPERMAN— MUST FINISH THIS JOB FAST... BEFORE ZIGI AND ZAGI DISCOVER THE LITTLE DEVICE I USED-TO KEEP THEM FROM STRAYING! WAIT HERE, BOYS! I MUST SPEAK TO SUPERMAN ABOUT THIS! JOE PALOOKA— NO-O-O? YER KIDDIN'...I...I DIDN'T READ TH' PAPERS...NO-O-O? YUP, LOUELLA HAD IT IN HER COLUMN THIS MORNING...DODO IS GOING TO MARRY THIS GUY. BUT WHO IS TH' GUY? I NEVER HEARD OF 'IM. THE SAINT— THIS IS A REAL MOVIE WE'RE SHOOTING FOR THIS BUILD-UP! NOBODY BUT TEMPLAR NEED BE TIED IN WITH THE JEWEL ROBBERY! ALL WE GET IS SENSATIVITY AND THE JEWEL WE COULD AFFORD TO THE PICTURE AND STA THE BUSINESS! Tuesday, September 15, 1953 ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN — by Fred Meaghe YOU AND SALLY...AND A PAPOOSE! IT'S A BOY! YAR-HOO SALLY! SALLY! IT'S ME! TALL BEAR! I'M HERE! STOP! TAKE-UM EASY! PS5557 THEY ARE VERY WEAK... MAYBE DYING! M-MY T-TALL BEAR! HOW DO I LIKE WHAT? MY NEW HAT! YOUR NEW HAT THAT'S A NEW TWIST! WELL... YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO OBSERVE YOUR BIRTHDAY ANY MORE, SO I THOUGHT I'd CELEBRATE FOR YOU! GOODNESS! WHY DIDN'T HE TELL ME? IMAGINE...A T.V. STAR AT HIS AGE! HE'S STILL ON! WILLIE! by McEvoy and Striebel GOODNESS! WHY DIDN'T HE TELL ME? IMAGINE...A T.V. STAR AT HIS AGE! HE'S STILL ON! WILLIE! by R. M. Brinkerhoff WHY, MARY-REPORTER'S SHOULD GET THE FACTS! -YOU DON'T SAY WHERE OR WHEN--YOU DIDN'T NAME THE CHAPERONES OR THE COMMITTEES OR TELL HOW MANY ATTENDED! -BUT I'LL SAY THIS FOR YOUR STORY--IT'S A MOST COMPLETE DESCRIPTION OF THE DRESS YOU WORE. WHAT?! -BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER--THERE WONT BE ANY SCHOOL PAPER--WE'RE BUSTED FLAT--NO ADS--NO PAPER! by Walter Lants by Wayne Boring WAIT HERE, BOYS! I MUST SPEAK TO SUPERMAN ABOUT THIS! SUPERMAN, LISTEN! THOSE TWO YOUNGSTERS ARE FROM ALPHA CENTAUR!—THE STAR! THEY CAME HERE IN A ROCKET SHIP! HM! WHAT PERFECT SELF-CONTROL SUPERMAN HAS! HARDLY A MUSCLE IN HIS FACE MOVED—DESPIITE MY AMAZING REVELATION! by Wayne Boring WAIT HERE, BOYS! I MUST SPEAK TO SUPERMAN ABOUT THIS! SUPERMAN, LISTEN! THOSE TWO YOUNGSTERS ARE FROM ALPHA CENTAUR!-THE STAR! THEY CAME HERE IN A ROCKET SHIP! HM! WHAT PERFECT SELF-CONTROL SUPERMAN HAS, HARDLY A MUSCLE IN HIS FACE MOVED-DESPITE MY AMAZING REVELATION. by Ham Fisher HAD IT WN THIS DOO IS ARRY BUT WHO IS TH' GUY? I NEVER HEARD OF 'IM. HE'S FROM OKLAHOMA... SUPPOSED TO BE WORTH OVER A HUNDRED MILLION. GMMME TH' CHECK, WAITER...WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE...YA'D THINK SHE'D HAVE TH' DECENCY T'WAIT...UH... NO. I'M BUYING...I SUPPOSE HE'S SOME GOOD-Looking Young KID WHO INHERITED A LOT OF OIL MONEY. by Leslie Charterle ALL WE GET IS SENSATIONAL PUBLICITY AND THE JEWELS. WE COULD AFFORD TO FINISH THE PICTURE AND STAY IN THE BUSINESS! WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT A BUSINESS INSTEAD OF A RACKET, JOE, I SHOULD START WORRYING! SO WHAT IF ALAINE GETS OUT OF LINE? WE HANDLE HER JUST LIKE HER BROTHER! LEGLE, CHRISTIE JOHN SPRANGER