anaheim-bulletin 1953-09-11

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— THERE'S A PLOT TO KILL ALL FOREIGN OIL EXECUTIVES AND TECHNICIANS---- AND THEY'RE GOING TO BLOW UP THE PIPE LINE SERVING OUR FLEET! DIXIE DUGAN— I'D LIKE TO SEE MRS. ALLUN BEFORE WE LEAVE? ISN'T SHE DONE AN AWFULLY LONG TIME? SHE SHOULDN'T TAKE THIS LONG TO TELL OLD NEAM OFF. OH--I DUNNO-- WHAT I THINK O'THAT GUY WOULD TAKE DAYS T'GET OFF MY CHEST MAYBE YOU'D BETTER CHECK-- CLOSED! I'LL CALL HIM AT HOME-- VIRGIL— HE TOOK OUR BALL. THAT'S NOT RIGHT. SEE! HERE'S TH' RULE BOOK- VIRGIL— HE TOOK OUR BALL! THAT'S NOT RIGHT! SEE! HERE'S TH' RULE BOOK— MICKEY FINN— TRAT'S THE FIRST TRAP HE'S BEEN IN, ISN'T IT, CLANCY? YEAH! SO I GUESS THIS IS WHERE THE BALLOON GOES UP! YOU WOULDN'T BE IN THERE—IF YOU TAKEN MY ADVICE! USE THIS NINE IRON! NO NO! I COULDn't GET ANY DISTANCE WITH TRAT, LOUIE! GIVE ME MY FOUR WOOD! BUT, SHERIFF—A FOOR WOOD WON'T GET IT UP FAST ENOUGH! IT'LL HIT THE LIP AND DROP BACK IN! LOUIE! MY FOUR WOOD, PLEASE! LESLIE SHANE— THERE THEY ARE—the MOUNTAINS OF THE MOON! ONLY VISIBLE ABOUT FIVE DAYS IN THE YEAR, WHEN WE REACH THE FOOTHILLS WE DITCH OUR TRANSPORT AND HIRE PORTERS. RIVETS— NEXT-SONNY- RIVETS— ALFRED— RED RYDER— IF WE'RE GOING UP TO BILVERTON LET'S BUY MORE SUPPLIES! YOU BETCHUM, RED RYDER, AND PLENTY OF GINGER - SNAP COOKIES! IF YOU'RE SORE OF ALL THE MONEY I WON'T LEAVE YOU! BABY, IT'S AS GOOD AS CURS NOW! YOU'LL HAVE SATINS, LACE AND JEWELS THIS TIME! FOR MONTHS I'VE BEEN HIDING TWO STICKS OF DYNAMITE A DAY! by Frank V. Martinek MEANWHILE HERE - WHERE THE OIL PIPE LINE SNAKES ITS WAY ALONG THE SAND - I MUST PICK A POINT FOR BADU'S EXPLOSION! by Leonard Samsome LOSED! I CALL HIM AT HOME NO ANSWER SEE! HERE'S TH' RULE BOOK- HEY, MISTER! ALL YOU'RE BATTLED TO ON BEING HIT WITH A PITCHED BALL IS FIRST ENGAGE BUFFALO BILL— PUSH HIM OVER THIS WAY, TALL BEAR! THANKS, BUFFALO! HE WAS ABOUT TO FINISH ME! YOU'RE W TALL BEA I'M ONLY SLAD HEL THE BERRYS— DADDY, DO YOU EVER GET TO WRITE A BOOK? I SURE DO JILL... I TURNED OUT STORIES BY THE WASTE BASKET FULL WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE! WILLIE— RING! YES? MOM... I'M IN TH' BATH... ...WHERE'S TH' SOAP? WILLIE! IT'S IN THE RACK- by Len Kleis SEE! HERE'S TH' RULE BOOKHEY, MISTER! ALL YOU'RE BATTLED TO ON BEING HIT WITH A PITCHED BALL IS FIRST BACK IN! by Lank Leonard T, SHERIFF—A WOOD WON'T GET FAST ENOUGH! LL HIT THE LIP DROP BACK IN! LOVE! MY FOUR WOOD, PLEASE! by Oliver Passingham IS THE END OF THE ROAD. WHERE WE WALK YOUR LAST CICE TO TURN BACK, LESLEY. YOU DON'T FRIGHTEN ME BY YOUR STORY OF A LOST WORLD BEYOND AN IMPenetrable JUNGLE BARRIER! by George Sixix WILLIE— YES? MOM...IM IN TH' BATH... ...WHERE'S TH' SOAP? WILUE! IT'S IN THE RACK- LITTLE MARY MIXUP— I. NEAR TED MADE HIS PARTY CALL YES MOM—A LOVELY LONG VISIT—IT LASTED TWO MINUTES—HE WAS ECARED STiff HE SAID IT WAS A NICE DAY-THANKED ME FOR THE PARTY LEFT A BOX OF CANDY AND...ZIP--- HE WAS GONE WOODY WOODPECKER— HONK! HONK! 9-11-53 SUPERMAN— THIS STORE HAS SPECIAL PERMISSION TO USE MY NAME IN THEIR ADVERTISING DISPLAY--AS PART OF A DRIVE FOR THE CITY CHARITY FUND... SO MAYBE THEY WOULF IF I BORROW THIS LIFE MANIKIN OF MYSELF LITTLE WHILE. by George Sixix by Carl Ryman by Fred Harman SUPERMAN— THIS STORE HAS SPECIAL PERMISSION TO USE MY NAME IN THEIR ADVERTISING DISPLAY... AS PART OF A DRIVE FOR THE CITY CHARITY FUND... SO MAYBE THEY WOULD IF I BORROW THIS LIFE MANIKIN OF MYSELF LITTLE WHILE! JOE PALOOKA— M-MIGOSH I... N-NEVER S-SHOULD OF W-WENT ON! W'RAY! OH, BOY! THE SAINT— I SEE, SO THE "THIEVES" IN YOUR MOVIE POUR MY JEWELS IN THAT BAG, BUT THEY ACTUALLY RUN OUT WITH THE DUMMY! Friday, September 11, 1938 ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN — by Fred Meagher YOU'RE WELCOME, TALL BEAR! I'M ONLY TOO GLAD TO HELP! IN INJUN FASHION HE'D WANT TO SOALD HORSE FACE AND THAT'S NOT PROPER CARRYING ON FOR A BRAND NEW PAPY! by Carl Grubert DO JILL...I TURNED OUT BY THE WASTE BASKET WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE! WERE ANY OF THEM PUBLISHED? THE GENERAL CONSENTE BEEMED TO BE THAT THEY WEREN'T WORTH THE PAPER THAT THEY WERE KOTTEN ON! by McEvoy and Striebel ...WHERE'S TH'SOAP? WILUUE! IT'S IN THE RACK- ...BE SURE TO WASH BEHIND YOUR EARS! THAT'S THE STRANGEST PHONE CONVERSATION I'VE EVER HAD! by McEvoy and Striebel ...WHERE'S TH' SOAP? WILLIE! IT'S IN THE RACK! ...BE SURE TO WASH BEHIND YOUR EARS! THAT'S THE STRANGEST PHONE CONVERSATION IVE EVER HAD! HE SAID IT WAS A NICE DAY-THANKED ME FOR THE PARTY--LEFT A BOX OF CANDY AND ZIP---HE WAS GONE I DON'T THINK TED MATES GIRL--HE'S JUST TIMID. A BOY DOESN'T HAVE TO BE VERY BRAVE TO SAY 'HOW'S IT TO GO TO THE MOVIES?' OR 'HOW ABOUT A CHOCOLATE VELVET?' OR EVEN 'BE HOME,TONIGHT,PIGEON!' OR SOMETHING--ANYTHING! by R. M. Brinkerhoff by Walter Lantz by Wayne Boring by Wayne Boring ... SO MAYBE THEY WON'T MIND IF I BORROW THIS LIFE-SIZE MANIKIN OF MYSELF FOR A LITTLE WHILE! FUNNY! THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THESE BOYS... THAT MAKES ME GLAD SUPERMAN IS STANDING BY OUT THERE! NOW TO GET AFTER THOSE ESCAPED CRIMINALS! by Ham Fisher H'RAY! OH, BOY! ARE VA AWRIGHT, MR. WALSH? WHEW! NOW ABOUT 500AS NOW...NUM? GEE, I LOVE ROLLY COASTERS. KEY, MR. WALSH, LE'S GO ON THE GIANT DIP. by Leslie Charteris THE "THIEVES" IN YOUR MY JEWELS IN THAT ACTUALLY RUN OUT THE DUMMY! AND THAT MAKES IT REAL EASY TO GUARD YOUR JEWELS, BECAUSE THEYLL NEVER LEAVE THE SET! SO LONG AS THE ACTOR DOESN'T FORGET TO SWITCH THE BAGS! YOU NEEDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT THE SAINT HIMSELF IS GOING TO PLAY THAT PART! Leslie Charteris JOHN SPRANGER