anaheim-bulletin 1953-09-07

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— MY KIDNAPPING WAS ILL-TIMED. THIS WOMAN'S INFIDEL COMPANIONS WERE TOO ALERT! DON! HE'S GETTING AWAY! MAYBE I DIDN'T WIN THE HUNDRED YARD DASH AT ANNAPOLIS FOR NOTHING! DIXIE DUGAN— NEAM HAS TO ACCEPT MY MONEY! BUT THE MORTGAGE WAS DUE A WEEK AGO— THEN THE LAW WILL MAKE HIM TAKE IT! HE SAYS NOT— VIRGIL— BALL ONE BALL TWO HEY!-I HAVE EVEN STARTED TO PITCH YET- VIRGIL— BALL ONE BALL TWO HEY! I HAVE EVEN STARTED TO PITCH YET— MICKEY FINN— I JUST GOT HERE, CLANCY! HOW'S HE DON'T? I SUPPOSE I'VE MISSED A LOT OF LAUGHS? THERE HAVEN't BEEN ANY LAUGHS YET, ARGINTY! HE STARTED WITH A BIRDIE—and HE JUST HAD A PAR! A BIRDIE AND A PAR? YOU'RE KIDDING, CLANCY! WHAT DID HE REALLY START WITH? I'M NOT KIDDING! HE GOT A THREE ON THE FIRST HOLE—and A FOUR ON THE SECOND! BUT IT WAS JUST DUMB LUCK—HE CAN'T POSSIBLY KEEP IT UP! LESLIE SHANE— I BELIEVE ROGER ROUND HE ROMANTIC PEOPLE COUNTRY OR HIS MOUNTAINS AND JUST DON'T BOTHER TO COME BACK. AND HERE IN ENTEBBE WE'RE NEARER TO WHERE HE MAY BE THAN LESLEY SHANE WILL BE WHEN SHE LANDS IN THE CONGO ITSELF. RIVETS— RIVETS— ALPRED— BULLETINS VOLUNTEERS WANTED FOR SPECIAL LABOR DAY EXERCISES AT THE ADMIRAL JONES RESIDENCE Curt Ryder 09-7 RED RYDER— PLENKY 6000 GRUB-FOOD, RED RYDER! YEAH, LITTLE BEAVER! THERE WILL WAFT UP AN APPETITE FOR BUPER! GIT OUTA HERE// IF YUH AIN'T GOT ENOUGH WORK TO KEEP OUTA MISCHIEF GO KETCH ME A MESS OH TROUT! ME GRUB-DUESTED/ FISH NO BITE! by Frank V. Martinek MAYBE I DIDN'T WIN THE HUNDRED YARD DASH AT ANNAPOLIS FOR NOTHING! THUD by Leonard Samsome THEN THE LAW WILL LAKE HIM TITTLE. HE SAYS NOT— IF THE LAW WON'T THEN I WILL— by Len Kleis BALL TWO HEY!-I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED TO PITCH VET— YR CALLIN' COUNT ON THIS GUYS BUBBLE GUM! BUFFALO BILL— BUFFALO BILL, TALL BEAR AND BLUE BIRD HAVE REACHED THE WEDDING SANCTUARY OF THE SOUR... CONFOUND IT. TALL BEAR, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT TO ACCOMPLISH BY FIGHTING HORSE-FACE? I'll teach him never to steal blackfoot squaws... THE BERRYS— PETER, IF YOU HAVE A HEADACHE WHY DON'T YOU TAKE AN Aspirin? IT WOULDN'T HELP THE KIND OF HEADACHE I HAVE! WILLIE— by Len Kleis BALL TWO HEY! I HAVEN'T BEEN STARTED TO PITCH YET! YR CALLIN' COUNT ON THIS GUYS BUBBLE GUM! by Lank Leonard NOT KIDDING! HE GOT FREE ON THE FIRST HOLE AND A FOUR ON THE END! BUT IT WAS JUST AB LOCK—HE CAN'T SIBLY KEEP IT UP! WHAT A BREAK! IT BOUNCED OUT ONTO THE GREEN PHIL! I CAN SEE IT FROM HERE! by Oliver Passingham' WELL, MISS SHANE, HERE'S THE END OF YOUR JOURNEY THE END? ITS ONLY THE BEGINNING! by George Sixta WILLLIE— LITTLE MARY MIXUP— I WON'T WALK TO SCHOOL WITH TED! -FAR BE IT FROM ME TO FORCE MYSELF. ON A BOY WHO HATES GIRLS WHAT YA GOIN' THE BACKWAY FOR-DOWN THE ALLEY? SO I WONT MEET TED—HE HATES GIRLS WOODY WOODPECKER— THAT GUY NEXT DOOR AND HIS TROMBONE ARE DRIVING ME MAD! ME TOO! BUAAT! BLOOOT! 9-7-53 I'll GET YOUR DRUM AND GIVE AM A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? SUPERMAN— I'VE GOT TO BE STERN WITH THESE KIDS! BOYS, EITHER YOU AGREE TO GO HOME, OR YOU'LL HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL! THAT'S FINAL. GLEEPERS... by George Sixta SUPERMAN— I'VE GOT TO BE STERN WITH THESE KIDS! BOYS, EITHER YOU AGREE TO GO HOME, OR YOU'LL HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL! THAT'S FINAL. GLEEPERS... JOE PALOOKA— HEY...WHAT YA GO HAPPY ABOUT ? YER BOOSTIN' WIT "JOY DVEEVE" AS TH' FRENCH SEZ. HI YA, JERRY, I-- GIVE DOOO TH' AIR AN' ITS A GREAT RELIEP... LIKE TAHIN' A ROCK OFF MY HEAD! YEAH...WA KNOW GIVE SOMEBUDD GATE BFORE THE IT'T YOU AN' IT'T GREAT...TH' OTHER IT HAYO'S YER THE SAINT— DO YOU HAVE TWO MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF PRECIOUS STONES, MR. DONALD? OF COURSE, WE'R THE BIGGEST GEW DEALERS ON THE COAST! Monday, September 7, 1953 ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN — by Fred Meagher I'll teach him never to steal blackfoot squaws... NOOOF! He doesn't seem to be learning very fast! But you're learning... that he's not only a huge fellow but he's also a top-notch scrapper! It wouldn't help the kind or headache I have! Is it neuralgic or migraine? Neither, it's financial. I've got a severe pain that extends all the way down to my pants pocket! by Carl Grubert by McEvoy and Striebel by McEvoy and Striebel by R. M. Brinkerhoff SO I WON'T MEET TED--HE HATES GIRLS IF I GO PAST MARY'S MOUSE, SHE'LL WALK TO SCHOOL WITH ME--I'll GO THIS BACK WAY MARY! TED! by Walter Lanke I'll GET YOUR DRUM AN' GIVE HIM A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? HAH...WE DON'T SOUND BAD TOGETHER! BLAAT! DLEWT! TAROOT! BOOM! BOOM! BLAAT TARAAH! HOW ABOUT TRYIN' THAT LAST CHORUS AGAIN? BOOM! BOOM! by Wayne Boring WE CAN SEE YOUR POINT OF VIEW, SUPERMAN! WE DON'T MEAN TO Cause TROUBLE—BUT SOMEHOW WE ALWAYS DO... GOOD! BEING STERN SEEMS TO HAVE WORKED! THEN YOU WILL GO BACK TO YOUR OWN WORLD? NO, WE'LL GO TO SCHOOL! AND WE'LL BE MODEL STUDENTS, SUPERMAN YOU'LL SEE! by Wayne Boring WE CAN SEE YOUR POINT OF VIEW, SUPERMAN! WE DON'T MEAN TO CALUSE TROUBLE—BUT SOMEHOW WE ALWAYS DO... GOOD! BEING STERN SEEMS TO HAVE WORKED! THEN YOU WILL GO BACK TO YOUR OWN WORLD! NO, WE'LL GO TO SCHOOL! AND WE'LL BE MODEL STUDENTS, SUPERMAN YOU'LL SEE! by Ham Fisher YEAH...VA KNOW VA GIVE SOMEBUDY TH' GATE BEFORE THEY GIVE IT YOU AN' IT'S GREAT...TH' OTHER WAY IT KAYO'S YER EGO. I HOPE I DIDN'T HURT 'ER. YER SAYIN' THAT MAKES ME THINK MEBBE I WAS ROUGH ON 'ER... NAH! GHELL FERSIT IT...SHE'S AT KIND OF A CHICK! I'M SUURE GLAD YER OVER IT. BOY? AM I OVER IT... NOW I KIN OUT INTA ACTION AGAIN! LET'S DO TH' TOWN TNITE, CALL UP A COUPLA BABES. by Leslie Charteris OF COURSE, WE'RE THE BIGGEST GEM DEALERS ON THE COAST! BUT IT BEATS ME WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE TO HAVE REAL STONES--FOR A MOVIE! I HAVE A PASSION FOR REALISM, MR. DONALD! LESLIE CHARTERS JOHN SPRANGER